scottiehateschili
Please ignore the rumor about me eating my parents it’s all lies started by that fat pig of a monster Eric Cartman. I never ate my parents and I was never in an institute and fuck the dna test. I have no brother.
  1. Jul 22, 19189 notes
  2. Jul 10, 195,846 notes

    Antagonists That Aren’t People


    yourlocalwriterblog:

    Some genres shy away from antagonists that take the form of a person or physical being. Adult contemporary especially tends to focus on internal antagonism. Side antagonists can be found in all types of stories, though, and they don’t all have to be a person. It’s good to mix it up and keep it interesting!

    Here are examples of metaphorical antagonists:

    • Self-doubt
    • Mental illness
    • Grief
    • Impulsive/risky behavior
    • Nature/Weather/Natural disasters
    • Physical illness
    • Poverty, Bills, and Debt
    • Insecurity
    • Family legacy
    • Laws, Rules, and Protocol
    • Monotony 
    • Soul-crushing job
    • School
    • Loveless relationship
    • Aloneness/Isolation
    • Lack of resources
    • Night time (or day time)

    Feel free to add more!

    (via writeinspiration)

  3. Jul 10, 1952,147 notes
  4. Jul 10, 193 notes

    youngandjadcd:

    Kyle can’t stop me from kicking Ike because according to friendship law 103.C section B: Siblings have no power over anyone they are not related to in a friend group. Followed by the 78.903 B amendment that ‘I, Firkle Smith, do what the fuck I want’.

    “Want to throw the baby in the trashcan?” 

    (via )

  5. Jul 10, 194 notes

    southstuck:

    “ okay, fuck you. no one kicks the baby but ME. ”

    “I’m just playing with him Kyle.” 

  6. Jul 10, 1924 notes

    smalltcwnkiids:

    scottiehateschili‌:

    but you said not to do it and now its like an itch  have to scratch  I must kick the baby 

    i am begging you not to kick the baby, he is small and fragile and does not want to be kicked. 

    “Your’re a big boy Ike a little pain will do you some good.” Scott grinned raising his foot in the air .

    (via smalltcwnkiids-blog)

  7. Jul 10, 19163,406 notes

    realsuggestions:

    Platonic love is not a runner up to romantic love. Platonic love isn’t second place. Platonic love isn’t less real, less valid or less powerful than romantic love. Don’t let your platonic love take a back seat to romantic love.

    (via the-expatriate)

  8. Jul 10, 1915 notes

    youngandjadcd:

    scottiehateschili:

    youngandjadcd:

    scottiehateschili:

    @youngandjadcd

    Well repainting their faces could still help with making them look older and creeper. Shading and all that. Really give the cursed vibes.”

    __

    “Red is in Firkle I thought goths loved the color of crimson red.”

    “My favorite color is green, actually. But yeah, reds cool too I guess. Just kinda lacks character. I just thought since you’re a brainiac you’d want something with more of a theme.”

    “LACKS CHARACTER! “  Scott gave him a look of offense, “ Forget it were done talking here have a good evening.” And he started to walk away like a big baby.

    “I’m just saying they could be more unique! Up to par with who you are as a person!” Firkle trailed after, though he kept a distance. “They should be as special as you are.”

    “Don’t try to butter me up I’m immune to flattery bat breath.”

    (via )

  9. Jul 10, 191,238 notes

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  10. Jul 10, 1915 notes

    youngandjadcd:

    scottiehateschili:

    @youngandjadcd

    Well repainting their faces could still help with making them look older and creeper. Shading and all that. Really give the cursed vibes.”

    __

    “Red is in Firkle I thought goths loved the color of crimson red.”

    “My favorite color is green, actually. But yeah, reds cool too I guess. Just kinda lacks character. I just thought since you’re a brainiac you’d want something with more of a theme.”

    “LACKS CHARACTER! “  Scott gave him a look of offense, “ Forget it were done talking here have a good evening.” And he started to walk away like a big baby.

    (via )